| Insight into my dementia |
[30 Sep 2007|06:12am] |
Someone come over and play with all these sweet action figures with me. We can do crude voice impersonations that are both weird and useless. Play with toys. This is what I do all day.
THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY DO.
Knowing me at all, you would have to be some kind of boob to think that is a joke.
So it's a little juvenile. Big deal. Is that nutty?
I call dibs on Batman. Only I get to be Batman.
ONLY I MAY DANCE.
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| Stay on the scene |
[30 Sep 2007|03:18am] |
Can someone please explain the reason for this strange behavior? You people get into a couple and stops giving a shit about anyone, any when. Like clockwork. And I have just about had it up to here with you getting all obsessed. As if that wasn't harrowing enough, you proceed to be just so pathetic about the whole thing. Give me a fucking break. A whiny rebuttal I get from you love mongers is that it is all about compromise and being a pussy whipped undiscerning drone (I added that last part... shoot me). For starters, you got some nerve talking to me like that. Another thing to be said is that you must be nuts. You're losing it. Why compromise? I compare relationships to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy. You want a compromise? There is your compromise. Are you familiar with Henry Clay? He said a good compromise is one where both parties are dissatisfied. Then what we have here is a zenith. And a string of insanity.
A dangerous insanity.
Just take me for one. A lot happier than all of you people who just can't stand living a second, so seems the case. I don't sympathize. I pity. I need not of what you speak. I do it out of ego. Huge and expansive ego. That's the difference between you and me.
Let me ask you this. Since when did monogamy equal morality? The record still tell us that it was implemented to ensure legitimate heirs of property and the patriarchal status quo. I don't know what record you people subscribe to. Monogamy is not desirable. Or normal. Neither is promiscuity.
By nature, humans run in terms of universal and instinctive drives. By nature, we favor instincts that promote our own survival and procreation. So as follows, humans are individualist.
What about you? Remember you?
And stop this nonsense you're trying to puke to me. I never made any bones about it! I AM a player. Always have been.
At least I'm a good one.
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| WORST EPISODE EVER |
[29 Sep 2007|09:49am] |
Last night I dreamt that you gained sixty-five pounds compelling me to no longer be sexually attracted to you. But I don't remember which one of you it was.
Reaching all-time nerd highs whilst taking one for the team, I have found a way to interpret Star Trek as an extended metaphoric representation of a classic piece of literature. I am god. Give me a million dollars.
Putting sequins on things is my job. I think it's the drag queen in me.
What are you out of your mind? Allow me to enlighten you. I don't like talking to people. People I know. But strangers I have no problem with. I find it funny when old people die in movies and it's all sentimental. Is there anything wrong with that? And I am disturbed about something on television. Thoroughly disturbed. I may be the only person who doesn't get boners over this crap show to date. Emotional character development that relates to what's happening in the storyline. Oh my god. I never would have thought of that. That's so brilliant. But no. If you look closely at the writing in Family Guy, you can see that the jokes never derive from the plot. And I think that's totally gay.
SO SUE ME. LOCK ME UP.
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| Feelin' fine |
[10 Sep 2007|01:02am] |
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and NO play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no plaay makes JACk a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull bog
Alll work and no play makes Jack a dull bot
All work and noplay makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes JaCCk a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and NO play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no plaay makes Jack aa dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boh
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| Pizza pie! Pizza pie! |
[14 Aug 2007|03:23pm] |
If the Japanese are so smart, how come they can't speak English properly?
CHOOSE ONE MAKING YOU BETTER FEELING!
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| PARTY OVER HERE |
[27 Jul 2007|12:41am] |
WHO INVITED STEVE?
THAT DUDE'S A CUNT.
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| Oh yay! |
[14 Jul 2007|03:53pm] |
Steven's money! Yay!
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| I cried like a little girl after Spock totally bailed |
[14 Jul 2007|09:06am] |
Now I have another stupid Star Trek dilemma.
The mind of an insomniac can be a scary place.
To make a long story short, I was talking to a fellow sci-fi geek last night and we were trying to decide something kind of tremendous.
Would people rather do a gorn or a ferengi?
And yeah. You really have no other choices.
Things to consider: the teeth, Moogy has sexy lobes, if Troy McClure can sleep with a fish then....
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| < /emo> |
[09 Jul 2007|04:39am] |
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Stop listening to the same depressing song over and over and over again!
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| Well I do declare! Those berkleys are right bully! |
[09 Jul 2007|03:25am] |
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| Her name is mom |
[03 Jul 2007|11:20pm] |
Green Lantern has a shitty weakness.
Yellow? YELLOW?
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| Even if they tried |
[02 Jul 2007|06:36pm] |
Re: attractive man number two
Only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you. But I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much. But I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french models that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest person in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life. Accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
Whatever!
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| You think those whales piss in that water? |
[02 Jul 2007|05:58am] |
Last night I dreamt that I was a poor Vietnamese girl and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull and then Leonardo DiCaprio gave me a spankin' for several hours.
It was totally tits!
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[20 Jun 2007|02:07am] |
Begin again the story of your life ---
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| Put the weight on me |
[19 Jun 2007|09:39am] |
The world cannot bear the weightlessness of sparrows
Or the confetti of our illegible addresses
The moon's breathless ascent
The world cannot bear it
So the world makes heavy things
Like airplanes
And skyscrapers
Like your heart
And heavy things fall down
Because the world cannot bear them either
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| The will to power |
[18 Jun 2007|12:03pm] |
I can handle everything on my own.
Remember, remember, the fifth of November!
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